just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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