This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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