I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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