Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
