marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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