he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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