Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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