with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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