grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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