I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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