yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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