If that was your dad, he is hot
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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