What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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