Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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