There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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