found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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