normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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