i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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