have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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