im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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