To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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