Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Randomize
