video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize