Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
