About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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