For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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