So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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