I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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