Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
