new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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