Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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