I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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