i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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