My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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