just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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