Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
