I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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