I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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