and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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