This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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