A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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