NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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