i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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