You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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