I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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