how can u be prego again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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