so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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