I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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