we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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