and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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