new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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