dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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