Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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