did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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